R> "Top Ten Lists Page" "Top Ten Ways You Know You Are Nearing A FORMER "7" Members House"!!! 10.There is a Klan rally going on in the backyard!!!! 9. You notice the front door opening and the "Former Member" stepping out on the porch to assure you won't try to gain entry into the house!!!! 8. You notice a collection plate on the front porch!!!!!! 7. You could swear you notice a Troll in the driveway!!!!!! 6. Bennie Hinn is splitting up money with him in the yard!!!!! 5. You overhear an argument between the postman and the "Former Member"...which starts...with..."If you don't start erasing my real name from the envelopes before you put them in my box...I"LL SUE!!!!! 4. Is that Mr. Ed is the garage??????? 3. You notice the drunken "Former Member" holding a sign as he stands near the curb that reads "Stop; I dare you"...as he tosses empty beer cans at your car!!!!! 2. You overhear a conversation between the "Former Member" and another person...where the "Former Member" exclaims. "I should know how to be a good Dad;I've watched Mommie Dearest over 100 times"!!!!! 1. You overhear;"My Dad's the mayor....I double dog dare that jerk to post one more bad thing about me on that site"!!!!!!!!!!!! Return to main page
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