This page will consist of words of wisdom from our next to youngest member Lance(r). It will be updated periodically with tidbits of information that you need to know to "survive" in todays world. 1.Kelly of "The 7" at one time had a built in sunvisor. 2.Ron of "The 7" + Bill of "The 7" + Food stamps= 1 broken nose!!!! 3.I love you+Erik Patterson = "Next" 4.Whitwell + Aunt = 3 hour interrogation!!!! 5.Todd Poe + Duck bottom = RECON!!!!!!!!!!!! 6.Todd Poe + Buds Bar = 5 very large men. 7. If Jason Voorhees sees you it doesn't matter if you drive to the next state you're still a deadman!!! 8. "Top Gun" Of "The 7" doesn't look diddly squat like Tom Cruise!!!!!! 9. Archie'Mar + "Baby" + Porch = Take 5. 10.Erik Patterson knows every other word to every song ever written. 11. A large bowl of popcorn in every room of his home is Ron of "The 7's" relaxation. 12. If Ron of "The 7" is with you and begins to drift in the direction of a abandoned school... run as fast as you can in the opposite direction!!!!! 13. Chris is scheduled for the starring role in Hard Rain II..... NOT!!!!!! 14. "Doo Doo" on the desk; 'NUFF SAID!!! 15. Jason Burns always hated math. 16. Never begin eating sour cream and chives chips unless you intend to finish the enitire bag. 17. Always wait till your dad completes work on the Kitchen sink before asking him about the "Birds and the Bees". 18. "Pooh" on the porch + "Top Gun" of "The 7" + Susan = "Ron of "The 7" up a pine tree. 19. No; I can't get you Springer tickets!!!! 20. "Some Food is free"; NUFF SAID!!!! 21. "From Rags to riches:Goodwill to Profitts";'NUFF SAID!!!! 22. Want Women??... Only Got 1$?????..... 5 words.... "Pegeuot...172 Miles per gallon". 23. Always keep a stool handy... you never know when your father in law may need to talk to you face to face. 24. As far as marrigae is concerned... 3 times is the charm. 25. To Terry of "The 7" a BB and a pellet are one in the same. 26. To Terry of "The 7" 1 wallet+1 A*s=the same thing. 27. If you don't like my F**king dog you can take your Jackie Chan Looking A*s Off my property!!!!!!!! 28. Never let Bill of "The 7" teach you to be cool or 17 years later you'll be all alone in a VERY humid bedroom!!!!!!!! 29. Planning to ride somewhere with Rob of "The 7"???? Don't let the full gas tank fool you... Get your dollar ready!!!!! 30. Resumes by Rob of "The 7" free..... But, only for temporary employment!!!!! 31. Contrary to popular belief... my parents mailbox never had Connell or Nethery anywhere on it!!!!!!!! 32. Want to remain Kelly of "The 7"'s friend??? Then please don't invite him to your annual superbowl party. 33. Always remember to pull up on Ron of "The 7"'s side of the car!!!! 34. But, seriously... "what about the price of eggs in China"????????? 35. Ever been to Hell???? If not go to Ron of "The 7"'s bedroom... its all the same. 36. Grueetli-Laager+2 A.M.+ 5 quarts of oil= A late night ride in Kelly of "The 7'"s old ford escort!!!! 37. He-Man Rules!!!!!!!!! 38. "Mercifurckanees,Groundamora and grassamookatee are all actual descriptive words!!!! 39. Kelly of "The 7"+ Ron of "The 7"+ Built in sunvisor+ Groundamora= 1 lost high school class ring!!! 40. campout??????.... not without my cable tv. 41. Just because your Dad lets you finish doesn't mean the truth won't be known to everyone by morning!!!! 42. In 1982 it was cool to have HBO!!!!!!! 43. Always keep a gold chain handy... you never know when you might lock your keys in your car. 44. The 3rd of the month+Ron of "The 7"= Free Videos!!!! 45. 1 tire for $2 or an entire set for just $5... when cruising with me(Lance) this is definately possible!!!! 46. Never expect Kelly of "The 7" to exit his car for anyone. 47. Don't believe me???? Here smell my finger!!!! 48. Don't believe me??? Look, I have the panties to prove it!!!!!! 49.Whitwell+surname Sailor= Helluva' time!!!!!! 50. Jordan and Lamar... those names last app. 10 minutes... then they evaporate!!!!!! 51. Tired of your job??? Then you should kick Ron of "The 7's" car!!! 52. STANDING TALL; Morganville or Kentucky.... I don't give a sh*t!!!!! 53. Homosexual may just be an 11 letter word!!!!!! 54. Scared???.... Say you Scared!!!! 55. One Oppossum= 100 points!!!!! 56. Nethery Field+ Baseball game= 1 lost ball!!! 57. When trading with Ron of "The 7" expect for the entire thing to be recorded via audio!!!! 58. "Just Win Baby"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 59. Rons Rumble IX='Dees iz not Gooood" 60. Never kid Carl(Associate of "The 7") while his van burns!!! 61. 1980's+Summer-Ron of "The 7"=U.S.F.L. 62. Sugars good with anything!!!!! 63. "Lollytrigger+Ron of "The 7"= A handful of something real, real nice!!!!! 64. Hats+Toka Germs=real clean hair!!!!!! 65. Ron of "The 7"+ Wilkins Research= A day at the Library. 66. Guest+Movie= A good nights rest. 67. Never marry a perfectionist!!!!! 68. Chris of "The 7" is the philosopher of the group("The 7"). 69. Raw Egg + perfect chicken impersonation= Ron of "The 7"!!! 70. Car+Near wreck="We're Dead"!!!! 71. 1 A.M.+ naked man= We warned you Ron(of "The 7"). 72. "Little Debbie Truck;Little Debbie Truck.... I don't give a F**ck about The Little Debbie Truck"!!!!!! 73. You don't have to attend group gatherings to be a member!!!! 74. Me(Lance)+Mcdonalds= 1 day!!! 75. HBO+1980's="Beast Within". 76. HBO+1980's="Last American Virgin"!!! 77. Kelly of "The 7" + 1 stepson="Daddy Dearest"!!!! 78. 2 A.M.... Bored???... make a movie!!!!!! 79. The Law beats The Bandits every(both) time(s). 80. Ron of "The 7"+ Gasoline= 1 very sick bird!!!!!! 81. Ron of "The 7"+ 1950's music+A trip to see Friday the 13th;Part VII:The New Blood=Injured Kelly (of "The 7"). 82. SQUIRRELS + RATS= "WHAT MAKE PEOPLE WANNA DO SH*T LIKE THAT FO'"???????? 83. "G-Dogs" can really get on your nerves sometimes. 84. Sometimes rusty dog leashes are as good as cash!!!! 85. If you feel the urge to let Terry of "The 7" drive your Transam you should have yourself committed!!!!!! 86. Terry of "The 7" can run in thin air!!!!! 87. "All roads lead to Whitwell"!!!!!!!! 88. Todd Poe+ A visit to Danny C.= A run from the law!!!!!! 89. Ron of "The 7"+ "Stump Lady"= 2 and a half days in the hospital!!!! 90. Never hitch a ride with a "Deadman"!!!! 91. Butterknives were at one time accepted GM truck keys!!!!!!!!! 92. Don't forget "Its Tag for "Top Gun" of "The 7""!!!!!!!!! 93. Never play "Wall-ball" with Terry of "The 7"!!!!! 94. Shaving ones head may become addictive!!!!! 95. Ron of "The 7" had the cleanest and quickest hands on 1st street!!!! 96. Erik Patterson+Rock= Dismantled Bicycle!!!!!!!! 97. "Knaby; if you stay in the raft the snakes can't get you"!!!! 98. For Goose of "The 7" .... during the 1980's all roads lead to his "Papoohs" land!!!!! 99. Things that make you go HMMMMMMM..... They had a "Papooh" and they had a "Pooh"...... why no "Mamooh"?????????????????? 100. Rob of "The 7"+ 1 glass of tea= one bath for Ron of "The 7"!!!!!!!! More "words of wisdom" coming soon!!!!!!!!!! Return To Main Page
